Longer, harder, and lasting erections was worth a shot, even if it was in my dick.
For the last year I have had issues in the bedroom. You know, those issues you hear about? I had never thought it could happen to me, but when it did, my libido and relationships suffered. It was embarrassing to say the least and I started suffering from depression. For months all I did was research solutions on Google and the options that came up scared me. Pills or even shocking your dick? No thanks.
I’d heard the radio spots sitting in my car listening to the Sports Animal, but I was skeptical. I didn’t want pharmaceuticals, supplements, or truck stop dick pills. I also didn’t want to be a limp dick.
A drunken game of Cards Against Humanity, was all it took. Not sure what brought up the conversation, but we started talking about awkward things that happened that week. My best friend Travis said, “Well, I got this shot in my dick.” I had no idea what he was talking about but it sounded uncomfortable.
Later that night, I had to ask Travis what he was talking about because I wasn’t sure if he was being serious or not. He said he got a “P-shot”.
Not to look stupid on what a P-shot was I went back to Google.
So what was a P-shot?
Harvesting your own plasma-enriched growth factors in your blood, and injecting them into specific areas of the penis. The process involves taking a small amount of blood from the arm, then transferring it to a centrifuge. It spins for about 10 minutes to separate the platelet-rich plasma (PRP) and the platelet-poor plasma (PPP). The PRP is then taken from the tube and re-injected into the penis. This stimulates blood flow and makes the penis appear larger and rejuvenated.
Fun Fact: I also saw that it was named after Priapus the Greek god of virility.
Text to Travis:
Me: So did it work?
Travis: Did what work?
Travis: Do it.
Travis: Girls won’t need a microscope to see your cock anymore.
Me: haha, where did you go?
Not wanting to say my real issue I left the message at that.
After calling Oklahoma Men’s Clinic and scheduling an appointment, I went in and honestly was surprised about what I learned. Althletes like Tiger Woods and many NFL players have been getting PRP shots in other parts of their body to recover from injury. Even celebrities such as Kim Kardashian, used a variation of this procedure to recover from botched surguries. It is a very popular procedure so I pulled the trigger and got it done. That day…
The Nurse handed me a large syringe of numbing cream and instructed me to smear the cream everywhere on my penis and testicles. This was so that I wouldn’t feel the needle go into my penis. Lets just say I put the cream on so thick that I might as well have been frosting a cake. I even covered my clinched butthole, because you never know.
As my down unders became more and more numb I laid there with my nethers to the world waiting for the doctor to arrive. He came in with some syringes and blood-collection tubes.
“Is this gonna hurt doc?” I asked.
He smiles. Oh crap, what did I get myself into?
“You won’t feel a thing, just a little prick.”
I could tell he told that joke before.
After taking my blood, the doctor disappeared to go to the lab. Which then a very attractive nurse showed up. She grabbed my dick and moved it away from my balls. Unfortunately, the numbing cream had kicked in and I couldn’t feel anything. She then flipped on a vibrator-like wand and with a Vrrrrrr started using it on my junk. I laid there wondering if she tells guys she meets for dates what she does for a living. The sensation was like sitting on an amp at a rock concert with it on full blast. Not sure what to talk about, I started playing a game on my phone that I am addicted to while she went to work.
After 20 minutes, numb and blasted by sound waves, it was time for the part I was not excited for. The doctor came in with two small syringes that had the centrifuged blood he had withdrawn from me earlier and one with the nerve blocking agent. I started to sweat.
I had never had a needle injected into my weiner. I closed my eyes and clinched my asshole. I felt a small amount of pressure and that was it. “Ok, you are done,” said the doc. “Time to do the plasma.”
Revived that the first shot didn’t hurt, I watched as he injected the needle in and filled it with the growth plasma. Honestly that was easier than I could have imagined and I was so thankful those needles didn’t go into the actual pee hole.
The nurse then walked in with what I could only call a penis pump that Robo-Cop probably would use. It was the most tech heave dick pump I had ever seen. And believe me I have Amazon shopped them. The doctor told me to use it 2 times a day for 10 minutes. Great I thought, more abuse on my man hood. The doctor showed me how to use it then and there and WOW.
My dick grew inside the pump larger than I had ever seen it. “What do you think?” asked the doctor. I grinned. He said it had been a pleasure and left.
I have to say that a week later after having the P-shot I feel like a freaking porn star. And the orgasms are amazing. I mean ground shaking ones. My confidence has returned and even my relationship has been better than ever. And I am not the only one having great orgasms.